Of course, a bouquet alone is not enough, and what better gift to give than a delicious bottle of wine? Like Bouqs, the wine delivery service Winc cuts out all the middlemen involved in selling you a bottle of wine, so you get your bottles right from the vineyard. Don't worry if you don't know anything about wine. Even if you can't tell the difference between a Shiraz and a Shakira (one's a singer, by the way), all you need to say is "This bottle was hand-selected and delivered straight from the vineyard," and your paramour will walk away impressed. Or just give them the wine and walk away silently ... mysteriously ... alluringly.
There's still time to have wine and flowers delivered to the person you love most for Valentine's Day. Right now, the Cracked Store has The Bouqs Deluxe Bouquet: Valentine's Day Special which allows you to buy any $50 bouquet for $29.99. Pair that with a Winc Wine Delivery of four bottles for $26, which gives you $52 in credit toward four $13 bottles. Combine these two deals with coupon code 2018VDAY15, and you'll get an additional 15 percent off.
And if you're still hard up for a friend this Valentine's Day, check out This Fish Tank Takes Care Of Itself (So You Don't Have To), and never be alone again.
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