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There's more to dog ownership than cuddling, walking, and feeding. You also want to learn to understand their unique personalities, make sure they live the most enjoyable life possible, and also solve crimes with them and Shaggy and the gang. And we've collected some nifty accessories for accomplishing most of those goals.
You've heard of the DNA tests you can do for yourself and any offspring you feel suspicious about, but why not explore your animal's ancestors too? You'll get an ultra-precise definition of the breed, a health history, and maybe even information about distant dog relatives. (Lassie??) This particular DNA kit is considered one of the most accurate on the market, and is backed by the smart people at Cornell. Normally $199, Embark Dog DNA is available in the Cracked Shop for just $174.99.
If your dog gets anxious while you're out of town, is overly frightened by loud noises, or is feeling restless about the doggy economy, then you might want to consider adding some CBD to their diet. It'll help your pupper feel calmer and more friendly without costing too much or requiring a pesky prescription.
Normally $36.99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $21.99.
A dog can't always tell you when its allergies are acting up or what might be causing them, which is why this test kit is so useful. It can provide you with a custom analysis of your animal's allergies, so you can find out what may be upsetting it before it's too late.
Normally $99, the Cracked Shop has given it a nice reduction down to $69.
Want to help your furry friend relax without having to mess with weird medication or using a cage? These FOMO Bones CBD Dog Treats will help you both chill out and watch your favorite cartoons. Plus they are super tasty. (Just not for humans.)
Normally $39.99, grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $32.99.
Knowing your dog's breed can help you decide how to feed them, how to exercise them, and which other breeds are their sworn enemies. If the Embark version is over your budget, this is an affordable alternative.
Normally $79, pick yours up in the Cracked Shop for just $59.
Is a dog just too much commitment for you? This Fish Tank Takes Care Of Itself (So You Don't Have To).
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