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Ever start out on a rad road trip, only to suddenly realize that you forgot something important, and now you're going to be eaten by bears? We've all been there at least once. So, because we're so nice, we've compiled a bunch of cool travel gadgets to make your trip a little bit more comfortable, and hopefully bear-free.
If you're a coffee drinker, then going without for even a day can be a personal trip to Dante's Inferno. (And not the fun circle where everyone is boning.) That's why this travel brewing kit is so cool. 24 oz of water means two full brews, and a 6 oz cup means you can enjoy a cozy cup o' joe anywhere, any time you want.
If you're serious about cooking, but are just starting out, then a full set of knives from your favorite baking show might give you an anxiety attack and a half. That's why you need a starter kit, like this one. It features an approachable chef knife and paring knife combo, both precision-engineered and ready to slice up an apple or, like, some ramen, or whatever happens to catch your fancy.
Let's be real, cooking outside can be a nightmare. It could be good if you had a full kitchen, but unfortunately, you left yours back at your house, because it's part of your house. This portable kitchen set means you can recreate most of that convenience while still enjoying the raw brutality of Mother Nature.
Uncomfortable temperatures are a part of travel -- or at least, they were in the 19th century. Welcome to 2019, where we have blade-less fans to keep us cool and dry in any environment while still looking fresh.
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The backseat of a sedan is the most chaotic place in the Universe. Coiled cables will become tangled, food instantly goes bad, and stains just appear out of the ether. Luckily, this organizer is engineered with nano-particles to counteract the chaos molecules. It's also just a really neat organizer, with insulated pockets and adjustable straps to easily fit any back seat.
This neat little device will satisfy all your lighting needs, no matter what dark caves you end up in. Simultaneously a lantern, a flashlight, and flame-effect lantern, this puppy's got enough power to make a Green Lantern blush red.
These flashlights will keep shining brightly after you freeze them in ice. Why would you freeze them in ice? We don't know. Maybe you got trapped in a cave. Maybe you're Mr. Freeze. It doesn't matter. What matters is that these are some brutal, durable, amazing devices, and they're available at an absolute steal right now.
In the future, cars will fly, clothes will dry themselves, and wallets will open up a portal to another dimension. OK, maybe they won't do that, but this bad boy will carry all your cash and up to eight cards while being super durable, made of aircraft aluminum, and it takes up almost no space in your pocket. So in a way, that's better.
And make sure your trip to and from the campsite is a fun one with these 10 Things That Will Help Make Traveling Suck Less.
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