OK, zombies are fun. Good to know.
And I know I want that friendly feeling in my own real life. I don't want the living or the dead to pass on friendship with me, like that time in middle school when no one asked me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, except worse, because you can't take your mom to the zombie apocalypse. God, I hope the zombies choose me.
Are you sure there is going to even be a zombie apocalypse?
Whoops! Guess I started thinking one was happening. That's how immersed I was in The Stumbling Dead, which is coming to Cracked Monday, Oct. 26!
Hey, friends! You wanna hit up the mall later?
Yep, new show. With zombies who are friends. Got it.
And if you want zombie-level friendship in your life, hit up the Cracked Dispensary and get some zombie T-shirts. They'll serve as great conversation pieces, and because a byproduct of getting zombified is wearing the same outfit for all eternity, if you get bitten by the shambling horde you'll be clad in a fun American Apparel tee as you (un)live the rest of your days. I'm doing it myself, and I can just imagine the zombiist joy ...