Professional blogging is a demanding mistress. The hardest part? The severe, but sexy, CBT. Whoops wrong mistress.
Anyway, the hardest part of blogging is finding sufficient fodder. A story with enough substance to sustain a post. Sometimes you can get around this problem by putting two smaller stories together. Lesser bloggers call these things ânoonersâ or âunnecessary news round-ups"). But these bloggers hate you and are just looking for an opportunity to rape your dog.
Accordingly, my attempt to squeeze multiple news turds into one presentable fecal post shall be called, âSee What Sticksâ
Leading off, Mira Sorvino has a strict test for nannies because she was traumatized by her care-giver as a child:
"I actually had a very strange experience when I read The Diary of Anne Frank as a child. We had a German housekeeper babysitting for us, and when I'd finished the book, I was crying. In an effort to comfort me, she told me, 'Oh no, this is all lies."
Wow, thatâs quite a hard exam:
Question 1: Are you a nazi? No? Congratulations. Here's my baby. In related news, dad Paul Sorvino stands by his hiring decision, claiming the German nanny got the kids to school on time.
And the two in this one two punch of comedy: The Spice Girls. Yes! My third reference to the Spice Girls in less than three weeks. Today, we learn that Ginger Spice is the worst liar of all time. Geri Halliwell has laughed off reports of infighting with a long, but dubious, statementâ