Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

This week, fellow Cracked.com columnist Brockway has agreed to swap his best-known satirical creation with mine. For comedy writers, this is a lot like giving each other's women breast exams: awesome and medically revealing. Can Brockway's testicles withstand the man-pounding action of my Man Comics? Can my brain withstand the psychological trap door of his Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventures? Will our stupider readers be helplessly confused and send us the wrong death threats? Let's find out:

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Choose Your Drug-Fueled Misadventure: Best Death Ever

Check out Brockway's Seanbaby's Man Comics.

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