If you're ever feeling sorry for yourself about a particularly bad hangover, just imagine how Han Solo felt after being released from a goddamn carbonite block. Yes, puking up a gallon's worth of half-digested eggnog sucks, but it can't be any loopier than falling blind onto the floor of Jabba's palace. And if Han Solo's struggle isn't enough motivation to get you through the morning after, then think about how crazy Joy Division's parties must have been. What we're saying is, if there was a T-shirt that represented the pure emotions that come from holding your hair back while you yack into a bucket, it would be this Han Solo / Joy Division mashup.
Nobody represents the life of the party quite like the legendary Charlie Chaplin. Dance moves? He'll soft-shoe you into submission. Humor? He'd be on the Comedy Mt. Rushmore. Risk-taker? Is making a movie that targets Hitler in 1940 enough of a risk for you? Wear this T-shirt and let "The Tramp's" radical nature flow out of every pore in your body. Don't be shocked if by the end of the night, you've rallied the party with a breathtaking speech and torn up the sidewalks like you're in City Lights.
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