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The beat is a powerful force -- so strong, in fact, that some say it can't be stopped. But we know a way. How? Just tangle up the headphone cords. Tangled cords will strangle anyone's enthusiasm for music. That's why you need to get on the wireless train with these awesome Bluetooth headphone deals! These five products (which are being sold at super low prices) ensure that your beat remains unstoppable and omnipotent.
If your workout requires jam-blasting music into your body, then you need the BlueAnt Pump Wireless HD Sportsbuds. These earbuds are specifically designed to be used during extreme physical activity, with an extended wireless range and waterproof protection. That way, you can CrossFit across the entire gym while rocking out to your favorite playlist (or even This American Life, if you're the more thoughtful power lifter.) These earbuds normally cost $129, but right now you can get them at a 76 percent discount for $29.99.
"Air conduction" might sound like a Pokemon move, but it is also how you can listen to your music. The All-Terrain Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones deliver sound directly to your inner ear by vibrating the bones in your skull. This bypasses the eardrums without blocking your normal hearing, meaning you can still be fully alert while jamming out. They're wireless, water-resistant, and did we mention they work by vibrating your head bones? Normally, this incredible technology would cost you $149.95, but right now you can get the All-Terrain Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones for just $60, a 59 percent discount.
If you want a lightweight pair of wireless headphones that get the job done and come in a stripped-down, minimalist style, then whoa Nelly do we have the buds for you. The Cresuer Touchwave Bluetooth Earbuds look like tiny black plugs, and they fit in your ear holes nice and snug. They come in three sizes and are sweat-resistant, so you don't need to worry about them popping out of your ears during a particularly vigorous hot yoga session. Plus the carrying case doubles as a wireless charger, so you'll never run out of juice. Click here right now to get the earbuds for $42.99, 57 percent off the normal retail price of $99.99.
If you like Apple's AirPods but want something that won't ransack your wallet and leave it smoldering in a heap of ash, then you should check out the Air Bud Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds. The Air Buds come with a charging case that can recharge your earbuds up to 10 times, offer Bluetooth connectivity, and utilize high-quality noise cancellation. Right now, you can get the Air Bud wireless earbuds for just $19.99, 83 percent off the normal retail price of $119.99.
If you want a pair of headphones that you almost never have to worry about charging, then grab yourself a pair of the FRESHeBUDS Pro Magnetic Bluetooth Earbuds. These magnetic wonders clip together for easy storage, automatically connect to your device the instant you separate them, and carry a six-hour charge that fully recharges in 90 minutes. They are sweat- and water-resistant, and even have a little astronaut on them, so we wouldn't be surprised if you could rock these babies in space. These earbuds normally retail for $119.95, but right now you can get them at a 75 percent discount for just $29.95.
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