Here's a fact you might not know: Oakland A's GM Billy Beane, a man so frugal with his ballplayers that they got Brad Pitt to play him in a movie, is absolutely terrible at saving water. You'd think the guy responsible for Moneyball would be smart enough not to waste thousands of gallons of water a day keeping his grass green, but perhaps he just needed the Sprinkl Conserve Smart Irrigation System. This package is an add-on to your existing setup that lowers your bills and tracks local weather patterns to prevent overwatering. Usually $99, you can pick it up in our store for $20 off. And for the planet's sake, Billy, we hope you're listening.
Revogi Smart Bluetooth LED Bulb
This smart LED light bulb from Revogi lets you equip your place with automated mood lighting that uses 90 percent less energy than a typical bulb. And don't let your crazy bunker-dwelling uncle fool you; mood lighting isn't a conspiracy by interior decorators to earn a paycheck. It's a real thing, and science says that having the wrong kind of light could be messing with your focus. But if subtly shifting amber hues doesn't give off a steamy enough vibe for you, then your monthly energy savings sure will. Give your home a hospitality upgrade with some Revogi Smart Bluetooth LED Bulbs. Each one costs just $24.99.
Revogi "Smart Meter" Bluetooth Outlet
If you're one of the saints who manually unplugs everything whenever you leave the house to save power, then 1) we commend you, and 2) we don't believe in your existence. Thankfully there's still a way to be environmentally savvy that doesn't include becoming a mountain hermit. The Smart Meter Bluetooth Outlet plugs into any ordinary outlet and will reduce power for electronics not in use. So feel free to keep your enormous stereos and gigantic TV's on full display. The Revogi will keep you in the green. Grab one here for 42% off - just $19.99.
With these items combined, I am Captain Planet!
That's the spirit! We're going to take pollution down to zero! But first you can check out our other energy-efficient gear in the Cracked Store. And don't forget to check out our super green and super fresh T-shirts in the Cracked Dispensary. The planet might be dying, but hopefully these items have made that truth slightly more convenient.
Don't forget to explore the world you just saved with 10 Things That Will Help Make Traveling Suck Less.
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