We all agree to co-host this shit together if you promise not to let Seacrest anywhere near the proceedings. Love, Genuinely Entertaining Celebrities Who Don't Suck
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.