Rudy Giuliani: A Protector Against All Evils

Some are criticizing Rudy Giuliani's new commercial "Ready" as race-baiting, fear mongering trash that appeals to the worst in all of us. But I think that's an unfair attack. Indeed, if you watch the TV spot closely you'll see that Rudy is concerned with protecting Americans ---not only from brown-skinned people who worship a different God--- but all sorts of threats to national security.

Gladstone writes for Cracked and others. Go to Wayne Gladstone Lives in Maine to see all his published stuff, links to his other worthless endeavors, and his full name and state of residence.
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