Ross Wolinsky: Wacky Blogger or The Anti-Christ?

Sure, there's a lot to hate about my co-bloggers: Michael Swaim's virulent racism; Chris Buckholz's obsession with child pornography (That's what Heroes is about, right? I've never seen it), and Ian Cooper's inability to tell black hats from white ones. But if I had to focus my hatred squarely on one of my peers, I'd to have to go for Ross Wolinsky. "What? The wacky clip guy?" you say. "Surely, he never hurt anyone." Well, of course, Ross seems harmless. That's his trick. If the devil blogged about murdered children that would be too obvious! But Ross with his invisible tacos and handicable breakdancers has moved in under the radar --- purveying his evil directly to the masses. Specifically, I'm referring to his Halloween post where he brought us this clip: (BTW, you'll notice that I reproduced the clip in full size. Was that so hard, Wolinsky? Why so stingy? No wonder Swaim calls you a cheap Jew bastard behind your back.) Anyway, seems like just a harmless little bit of horrible music brought to you by Mr. Wolinsky, right? Maybe to you. Maybe to me. But what about the children? Ross has completely ignored the damage that could ensue by putting forth such video. I offer, as proof, my son who had been enjoying The Beatles, David Bowie, and The Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack before Ross came into our lives. Now he spends his days alone in our basement doing this all day long: Damn, you Wolinsky. Damn you straight to Hell.
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