Like your crapper, but feel like it's missing that neon rave vibe? Or do you just want to find your way to the toilet in the dark? Simply snap the Illumibowl onto your seat, and it will automatically turn on when someone walks into the bathroom. There are eight color possibilities and patterned illuminations, turning your potty into the hottest nightclub in the hallway. You can pick one up from the Cracked Store for just $12.
Belts are the only clothing item that actively judge you. Did you pack on a little Thanksgiving padding? Well, the holes in your belt are going to let you know. But you don't have to wear a belt that's critical of your life choices. These belts from Express forego notches, instead using an indestructible track with over 40 sizing points in quarter-inch increments, giving you extremely specific adjustability. To release or adjust the belt, just pinch the small tab under the buckle. Pick one up for just $39.99, or 19 percent off the MSRP.