There's nothing funny about the December 13, 2007 murder of two LSU graduate students. It was a heinous and needless crime. And heavens knows this blogger has never mined tragedy for a cheap joke. So as a public service, I'm reprinting the sketch of one of the suspects:
Attention, all Cracked readers, if you see former Democratic Congressman and current Chairman of the Democratic Leadership Council, Harold Ford, Jr., please alert authorities immediately.
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This should have resulted in years of therapy.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Actual impending doom like global climate change or mass extinction just makes people bored.