Put These Gummies (And Other CBD Goodies) In Your Tummy

This piece was written by the Cracked Store to tell you about products that are being sold there.

CBD doesn't get you high in the stereotypical "WHOA, WHAT ARE MY HANDS, BRO?" way, but that doesn't mean it's not great. Basically, when you imbibe a CBD product, you still get the relaxation, stress relief, anxiety relief, and lower heart rate that you'd get from marijuana, but without having the uncontrollable urge to talk about the post-Marxist reading of the Star Wars prequels you dreamt about last week. If you're interested in CBD (and CBD for your dog too!), then you may want to check out ...

Holiday CBD Premium CBD Gummies

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Each piece of Holiday CBD is 10mg, is made from sustainably grown hemp, and is tested at a third-party lab (to guarantee everything is safe and effective). It features absolutely zero THC (the chemical in pot that makes you high). So not only is this perfectly legal, but it also won't leave you freaking out any time someone knocks on your door.

Get 20 of these delicious CBD gummies in the Cracked Shop right now for just $32 (19% off the $39.99 MSRP).

Sunday Scaries 500mg CBD Tincture

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There's no day scarier than the one before Monday, and this tincture can help take the edge off that crushing anxiety. It uses a combination of CBD, Vitamin B12, and Vitamin D3 to leave you feeling as chill as possible.

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Normally $70, you can get yours for just $64.99 in the Cracked Shop.

Sunday Scaries Vegan AF CBD Gummies

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There's "vegan," and then there's "vegan AF." These gummies are made with sunflower oil and organic sugar to make sure that your body only gets supplied with clean, crisp, animal-free chemicals. Taking them in a room filled with incense and patchouli is optional.

Normally $44, slam this into your gullet for just $35.99 in the Cracked Shop.

Sunset CBD Pet Shampoo And Conditioner

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Why sooth just yourself when you can sooth your pets as well? A companion animal is going to easily be twice as companionable when it's chilled out by the same sweet CBD concoction that you're also using. Plus, just imagine how easy bath time will be.

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Normally $29.99, you can get yours for just $22 in the Cracked Shop.

Hemp Extract Mac & Cheese With 35mg CBD

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Imagine the power of CBD combined with the sweet comfort of mac and cheese. It's like a deep-tissue massage for your psyche, or a sweet lullaby for your soul. It's soothing, is what it is, and 3% of every purchase is donated to local conservation efforts.

Normally $16, get yours in the Cracked shop for just $14.

FOMO Bones CBD Dog Treats

Put These Gummies (And Other CBD Goodies) In Your Tummy

There's nothing like taking two amazing things and then combining them together to create an even more amazing thing. It's like pizza and a bagel, or pooping and playing Angry Birds. That's what CBD and dog treats are like for your puppy.

20 treats, 5mg of CBD each per bag. Normally $39.99, get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $32.99.

For more delicious delectables, check out the Robb Vices Luxury Celebration Box Set and the Winc Wine Delivery: 4 Bottles.

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