Ticwatch 2 offers a refined smartwatch experience for the minimalists and tech-savvy alike. Mobvoi's in-house TicwearOS integrates services directly, essentially updating it in the same way a smartphone or self-aware robot that studies your every weakness would. Will this watch eventually overtake you in its quest for sentience? It's hard to say, but the standalone GPS and fitness monitoring make it a dream to use in the meantime. The Ticwatch 2 is available here for $169.99, or 15 percent off the regular price of $199.99.
An instant Kickstarter success and a Shark Tank-backed prospect, the IllumiBowl is an LED light that snaps onto your toilet seat. It has a three-stage dimmer to adjust the light intensity, can switch between eight different colors, and is the best innovation in pooping since humans learned how to grunt. The Illumibowl turns on automatically via finely tuned motion sensors, and turns off after you've left the room, meaning you won't have to stumble around with your pants around your ankles looking for a switch. Turn your commode into a rave with the IllumiBowl 2.0, now for just $12.99.
Having the Jamstik+ is like carrying a tiny Eric Clapton in your pocket. With it, you can download the JamTutor app, and their games and lessons will guide you through all the frets, chords, and jams you'll ever need to know. The Jamstik+ can even sense where your fingers are and show you on the screen where they should be, so the training is super accurate and customized. Jamstik+ is currently on sale for $279.99 -- that's $20 off the original price. You can also save another 10 percent with the coupon code JAM10.
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