Playing God Never Looked So Good

Isabelle Dinoire, the wold's first non-filmic face transplant recipient, has released step-by-step photos of her recovery. The ones above have been tastefully edited by yours truly to try and prevent anyone screaming and running away from their computer, but you can check out the grislier version aqui. Honestly, considering she got her face shredded by her dog Resident Evil-style and had it replaced with the face of a brain-dead organ donor, she’s looking pretty damn good. I mean, ideally you’d get to choose the face you wanted, maybe something in the recently-dead celebrity area (I’d go for Aaliyah). But as they say, dog-mauled Frenchwomen on the brink of death can’t be choosers. All things considered, she could have gotten a lot uglier:
Her first order of business now that she’s fully recovered? Killing the shit out of her dog.
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