Date: Sept 20, 2011 2:28 pm
Subject: You Should Make This
Dear Katherine Heigl,
Though we've never met, I feel as if I'm writing to an old friend or family member. In fact, we share so much in common,from high cheekbones to enchanting eyes,that you could easily be my sister separated at birth. The kind of sister I would feel OK about kissing if it came down to it. Obviously I'd make sure it was something you felt good about first, I wouldn't just force it on you, that's not my style. But if we both felt mutually inclined to kiss at, say, a fancy dinner or under some fireworks, then I wouldn't spoil that moment just because a couple nurses somewhere made a mistake once. How could that be our fault? In fact, I'd feel better about this whole mess if we just agreed right now that we're still going to kiss each other, whether we find out we're siblings or not. Cool? Good, I'm glad it's not a big deal for you either. You see, we even think alike.
Now down to business. I am a big fan of your work both on television and film and I feel like I've developed a solid grasp on the types of characters you enjoy playing. I also know that you are producing your next movie,