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Remember in The Force Awakens when Rey thought Luke Skywalker was only a myth, despite Luke being, like, the most famous guy this side of the Kessel spice mines a few decades earlier? That's basically home ownership in 2017. Yeah, we've heard that it was pretty widespread in the '90s, but based on today's economy, we think owning a yard with a two-car garage is folklore at best.
Still, just because our generation will be renting for the rest of our lives doesn't mean we have to be living in pits of squalor. A few interior indulgences are the only things your shabby walls need to turn your house into a home -- or, if you're not into sentimentality, turn your apartment into a radder apartment. Here's some stuff to make your drywall shoe box feel like home.
The easiest way to wake up feeling like a new you is to toss away that grimy bedspread that you spent most of college passed out on. These sheets are made from ultra-soft microfiber and bamboo viscose, so you'll have a luxurious new comfort zone on which you can read The Economist and watch C-SPAN, or whatever it is new-yous do all Sunday long. You can pick up a set of 1800 Series Bamboo Sheets in our shop for $29.99.