Paul Is Dead...

pmccartney1.jpg... dead tired of coming up with names for albums, that is. The former Beatle, Wing, walrus, and guy who made a one-legged woman cry told reporters recently that the title for his new CD, Memory Almost Full, was inspired by an error message on his cellphone:
"It seemed symbolic of our lives today," the 65-year-old said Monday. "Your messages are always full. And your mind is full. And it doesn't matter if you're my age or 20. I think that we all need to delete stuff every so often."
In keeping with this naming strategy, here are my predictions for Paul's next ten albums:
  • Permanent Fatal Error
  • Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery
  • The Number You Have Reached Has Been Disconnected or Is No Longer in Service
  • Remove Label Before Placing in Microwave
  • If More Than the Amount Used for Brushing is Swallowed, Contact a Poison Control Center Immediately
  • Silica Gel: Do Not Eat
  • Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine
  • Processed in a Facility Which Handles Peanuts
  • The Coffee You Are About to Enjoy is Very Hot
  • Do Not Resuscitate
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