The Beyhive (Beyonce's fanatically devoted followers) quickly swarmed and joined forces to ID the female whom Jay Z had allegedly had an affair with. A broad range of suspects, including Rita Ora, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift, were considered, with Swift quickly knocked out of the running because we all know she would've already written a song about it. A large contingency settled on Rachel Roy as the culprit. Roy is a fashion designer who worked with Jay Z, and was also supposedly a key player in the elevator kicking controversy which you might remember from back in 2014, wherein Beyonce's sister Solange attacked her brother-in-law at the Met Ball. Between them, Beyonce and Jay Z have had enough "drama" to fill several Real Housewives episodes.
Since we never said internet vigilantes are smart, things got even more convoluted when food show host Rachael Ray was dropped into the mix. Ray admittedly does have nice hair, but she also has no apparent connection to Beyonce or Jay Z, and she became collateral damage when fans of the pop queen started attacking her on social media ... just because her name was similar to Roy's.
And then it got even more bizarre. Beyonce's hairstylist, Anthony Pazos, claimed that the Notorious B.E.C.K.Y. was reality TV stalwart Kris Jenner. It seems like a legit insider source, but Jenner rocks a classic matronly 'do. This begs the question: Wouldn't the lyric be "You better call Becky with the mom cut"?
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