Old School Is The New Cool With These Retro Game Consoles

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Remember that Christmas when you and your siblings fought Gangs Of New York-style over who would get to play the SNES? None of us will ever forget that triumphant moment when we emerged from the scrum, bloody and proud with a controller in hand. Well this Christmas, you don't have to lose several front teeth in order to play your favorite games. Instead, check out these great deals on retro gaming systems. Sometimes being an adult has some perks.

Throwback Gaming Console

Old School Is The New Cool With These Retro Game Consoles

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The Throwback Gaming Console gives you access to 600 classic games to play any damn where you please (provided you have a TV hookup and preferably a couch). This highly portable HDMI-compatible console is small enough to fit in a purse, backpack, or maybe even a pocket depending on how stretchy your pants are. It comes preloaded with hundreds of titles, and plugs right into the HDMI port of your TV or monitor for instant playability. Plus it comes with two controllers, so you don't have to fight over who gets to play next. Unless you have more than two people over, in which case you absolutely will have to fight over who gets to play next. Normally it sells for $99, but if you click here right now, you can get one at 49 percent off for just $49.99.

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Retro Gaming Console With 600+ Classic Games

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This retro gaming console is designed to look like the best gaming machine Reagan-era youth ever laid eyes on, and it comes preloaded with 600 classic games from the days before you had any responsibilities beyond not throwing up your peanut butter sandwich during recess. It connects directly to the HDMI port of your TV and comes with two controllers with extra-long cables, so you don't need to worry about yanking the console off your entertainment center in an explosion of victory and/or rage. Normally it sells for $299.99, but if you click here right now, you can take 85 percent off and get it for just $44.99.

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