OJ's 'Acquittal Party' Planner: Worst Job Ever?

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the conviction of longtime murderer-at-large (or persecuted superstar, if that floats your boat) OJ Simpson, who faces life in prison for a complicated plot involving guns, sports memorabilia, and massive quantities of chutzpah. Chutzpah like planning an acquittal party for the day the verdict is to be read. But as much as getting convicted on the thirteenth anniversary of his prior acquittal must have stung Mr. Simpson, it's important to remember one thing: his life wasn't the only one affected that fateful day.

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