Here we have two entrepreneurial mavericks rolled up into one. Surely, everyone can recognize Professor X for the financial wizard that he is (the X-Jet doesn't pay for itself), but Edward Scissorhands is quite the business savant himself. Think about it. He took his finger shears -- something that was supposed to be a disadvantage -- and used them to create a profitable bush-trimming business. Throw in the fact that he's a self-starter, and you've got yourself one heck of a motivational T-shirt.
Every office needs a wall clock. It's the only way to remind you that, outside of your cocoon of contractor tax forms and roll-y chairs, time still exists. This Homer Simpson Clock will keep you from descending into a state of Lovecraftian horror. If there's anyone who can remind you to take a break every once in a while, it's Homer. So crack open a can of Duff, grab yourself a donut, and put your feet up, because when you have your own office, it's 5 o'clock whenever you want.