It's been a long time since I last blogged about a small human interest story. Slowly but surely, my purview has come to encompass only the weightiest, grandest matters of the day: world politics
, the machinations of our idols
, and an alarming amount
So today I thought we'd take a break from important issues to laugh at a moron. I know Ross usually has this beat thoroughly covered
, but as there is no video attached to this story
about a guy getting robbed by a nude maid he hired on Craigslist, I figured it was time to step in.
The man in question waited until his wife was out of town and then, fulfilling every misogynist’s fantasy, trolled the personals section of Craigslist for a woman who would come and clean his house in the nude. I assume he tried and failed to find nude women to darn his socks, cook a pie, and plow his fields, and so had to settle for some light housekeeping.
But, my ducklings, it was a very different kind of cleaning out this ingénue had in mind. She got away with 40,000 dollars in jewelry, presumably after the man excused himself to use the bathroom for the ninth time that day.
And I say
. The moron deserved it, and not only because he’s a rich adulterous lecher. I say he deserved it because he’s dumb enough that the sexiest thing he can imagine paying a woman to do is clean his house naked.
In fact, maid service is probably the