Hi, blogging to you from my Mac again because apparently Back To School season is a bad time to buy a laptop online and expect to receive it in a prompt fashion. To recap, my HBN supercomputer fell to pieces. Â My blogging software is not compatible with my other computer - a Mac. Â Accordingly, there is no HBN this week. Â "But G-Stone," you ask. "Can't Cracked just FedEX you one from it's large empire?" Â To you I reply, "Have you been listening? We're talking about a company that STILL hasn't supplied me with my requested scantily-clad HBN assistants." Seriously. I have no idea how they expect me to work without them.
So I'm sorry. No HBN today. Â And possibly no HBN next week unless that new computer comes in the mail.
I know it's disappointing. Unless you're one of those that think I suck. Then today can be viewed as kind of a national holiday. In the meantime, if you don't think I suck then why not become my
and tell me just how much i've disappointed you? Â And by that I mean send me dirty pictures.
There is also something of an ahem "fan club" that I did not start, but which is presently filled with 25 of the smartes, sexiest, most beautiful people you've ever seen. And you can join that too
. And by join that I mean send me dirty pictures.
Gladstone wants to be your special friend. Check out some more of his stuff HERE and OVER HERE and HERE TOO.
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