"Every fourteen years, this shrine must receive human head. If not, the oracle go vex and men and women gon' die mysteriously."That's great and everything, but I don't see what's so "mysterious" about the men and women dying. I haven't even seen this movie yet, but it's still pretty obvious that they're dying because the shrine hasn't received human head. Oh - and the oracle has gone vex. It's not exactly rocket science. This movie looks totally sweet, but most of the others really do look like complete & utter garbage. Can somebody please explain to me how Nigeria has built a multi-billion dollar film industry with this crap? There can't possibly be that many people buying these movies, right? It just doesn't make sense! Oh well - it's probably best not to ponder these unanswerable questions. As for me, I'm out - I'm gonna go order my copy of Evil Altar at izognmovies.com! They make ordering a breeze - all you need to do is fill in your name, address, social security number and all of your personal financial information. This is gonna be awesome!
The main benefit of watching TV is seeing the plight of sad bastards who aren't you.
The 'wellness' market is thriving right now.
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
There's no shortage of downright absurd conspiracy theories out there.
Given everything we know, there's cause to be worried about these movies.