'It's sort of like living with the elephant in the room. I would see it as a challenge, to make an absolutely brilliant pop album at this stage of our career, and that would be something quite remarkable.'Great. Andy Summers thinks it would âremarkableâ to make a Police album, but NO ONE in The Police is talking about it. So, yâknow, you should probably get in line and reserve your copy right now. In just a few months, youâll be a few months closer to something that will never happen. Because for this story to have any weight the quote would have to be from Sting and heâs not saying anything. And itâs not like Stingâs shy. This is the man who felt the need to tell everyone that he has marathon tantric sex sessions with his wife. This is man who goes through some of the greatest musicians in modern music like they were kids from the neighborhood garage band. This is a man whoâs been losing his hair since 1982 and, yet, has managed âby sheer force of willânot to go completely bald. So really, unless Stingâs talking, thereâs no new Police album Still, you almost have to admire Starpulseâs ability to make something out of nothing. Iâm looking forward to these future headlines: NEW BEATLES ALBUM (Ringo says working would be fun) STAR WARS EPISODE 7 ON THE WAY (Hope several desperate virgins) OSAMA BIN LADEN WILL BE FOUND (Claims President Bush)
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.