New Column! Holy Shit!

Editor’s Note: Word Puncher is the first new column since we launched this section of the site, but its author should be familiar to you by now. Robert Brockway has been punching words into Cracked feature articles since last October, when he faced down a surly gang of over 3,000 words about 80s rock, and left them in a bloodied heap of groans called The 10 Most Terrifyingly Inspirational '80s Songs. Since then he has beat the sass out of words on topics from
Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

creepy robots to martial artists who make him sad. Check back tomorrow for his first post as a Cracked Columnist. It's about all the creative ways science is working to make you better at getting drunk, and it just might make your mind crap its brain pan.
To turn on reply notifications, click here

64 Comments

Load Comments

More Blogs

4 Crazy Ways The Human Body's Changing In Our Own Lifetimes

Our bodies are changing.

123

5 Celebrities With Arguably More Interesting Parents

Many of today's celebrities have some real surprises in their family trees.

81

5 Meltdowns That Went Viral Before The Internet Existed

Everybody loves a good old-fashioned meltdown.

86

5 Iconic Movies Saved By Last-Minute Changes

Some of your favorite movie moments were added months after everyone went home.

109

5 'Romantic Triangle' Characters We Just Feel Sorry For

Fictional love triangles are always a rigged game.

150

5 Actors Who Keep Playing Weirdly Specific Roles

They say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing again and again and expecting a different result.

84