Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

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Choosing the right holiday gift can be stressful. "Do I get them an ugly sweater that they'll never wear, or a book that they'll never read?" This goes doubly when you're trying to find someone an electronic device, which might be rendered out of date the hour after you buy it. Luckily, the Cracked Store has a few Christmas-ready tech gifts that won't be useless scrap when Santa Day rolls around. Stuff like ...

Treblab RF100 Magnetic HD Noise-Cancelling Earphones

Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

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Wireless earbuds have finally put an end to the frustrating week-long process that is untangling your headphone cables. Unfortunately, they're also waaay easier to lose. But instead of going back to sorting through wires like you're disabling a bomb, the Treblab RF100 Magnetic HD Noise-Cancelling Earphones offer all the convenience of Bluetooth connectivity, with an unobtrusive tether and integrated magnets to keep your buds together. Usually $190, pick up a pair here for just $39.99. Take an extra 15 percent off with coupon code GIFTSHOP15.

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Mighty: The First On-The-Go Spotify Music Player

Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

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Subscription-based music streaming has left your MP3 downloads as dusty as your record player. But the flip side of that convenience is that you'll be totally SOL if you end up somewhere without a reliable LTE connection. To take your tunes off the grid, check out the Mighty Spotify Music Player. This tiny, rugged clip syncs Spotify playlists from your mobile device and saves everything for offline playback. That way, even if you're in the middle of nowhere with no food, gas, or water, you'll never be without Lil Uzi Vert. You can get the Mighty Spotify Music Player for $85.99. Take an extra 15 percent off with coupon code GIFTSHOP15.

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Jamstik+ Portable Smart Guitar

Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

Learning guitar is hard, especially if all you have is a cheap acoustic and the tone recognition of a deaf walrus. To help you start playing right away without needing rock-hard calluses or Mozart's ear, the Jamstik+ is a digital guitar that uses your Mac or iOS device to generate sound. Its companion app will teach you basic chords and scales, and it can be used as a digital controller with countless DAWs, like GarageBand and Ableton Live. Grab a Jamstik+ Portable Smart Guitar from our store for just $279.99. Take an extra 15 percent off with coupon code GIFTSHOP15.

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SKEYE Mini Drone With HD Camera

Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

All humans wish they could fly. Unfortunately, our dense bone structure and propensity for always carrying cheeseburgers makes that impossible. However, you can simulate the experience of flying with a SKEYE Mini Drone. This nimble flyer comes with several preset maneuvers for beginners, and a remote control range of up to 50 feet. It also captures both photo and video in glorious HD, and stores them on an included 4 GB microSD card. The SKEYE Mini Drone with HD Camera is available here for 40 percent off retail, only $59. Take an extra 15 percent off with coupon code GIFTSHOP15.

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DreamScreen HDTV Backlighting And Total Surround Kits

Nail The Holidays With These 5 Gadgets ... Suck It, Santa

DreamScreen puts LEDs behind your TV which light up at 60 frames per second based on whatever you're watching. Sometimes they'll mimic the color, like lighting up in red and orange during a fiery explosion, and sometimes they'll become a complementary color to make what's happening on the screen pop. Regardless, the screen will feel larger, the picture will be softened, and the content will be more immersive than ever. Normally DreamScreen costs $169.99, but Cracked readers can get it for $139.99. Take an extra 15 percent off with coupon code GIFTSHOP15.

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