3. A Pleasant-Looking Asian Family
So this is a picture of a nice-looking Asian family. I donât know what kind of Asians they are, but they adopted me for a brief period in the 90âs. I donât know what part of the 90âs it was, but one of them was named Lebanon, which I thought was a remarkable coincidence. All of the others were named Ping. Also, âpingâ sounds like âbingâ which almost sounds like âbingoâ which makes me think of dingoes!
4. Some Cute Motherfucking Dingoes
These dingoes are adorable. When I turned 30, I visited Australia for a couple summers one year. My friends let me visit the Australian Zoo and I took this picture. Right after I took it, the baby dingoes turned to look at me and I said, âCute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute.â Then they ripped out my eyeballs, but I was okay with it because I got to feel their soft, soft dingo fur. They kept the eyeballs, I look like a freak, and now I hate most people for being normal.
5. A Leviathan
One thing thatâs for sure not normal is this Leviathan. Just look at that weirdo. It reminds me of when I moved to and briefly lived in the small town of Town Leviathan, Leviathan. Please never go there, itâs full of magic. While living there, I had one of the strangest days of my life, and it was on a Monday. I call that day Magic Monday because magic was so involved.