3. A Pleasant-Looking Asian Family
So this is a picture of a nice-looking Asian family. I donât know what kind of Asians they are, but they adopted me for a brief period in the 90âs. I donât know what part of the 90âs it was, but one of them was named Lebanon, which I thought was a remarkable coincidence. All of the others were named Ping. Also, âpingâ sounds like âbingâ which almost sounds like âbingoâ which makes me think of dingoes!
4. Some Cute m***********g Dingoes
These dingoes are adorable. When I turned 30, I visited Australia for a couple summers one year. My friends let me visit the Australian Zoo and I took this picture. Right after I took it, the baby dingoes turned to look at me and I said, âCute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute.â Then they ripped out my eyeballs, but I was okay with it because I got to feel their soft, soft dingo fur. They kept the eyeballs, I look like a freak, and now I hate most people for being normal.
5. A Leviathan
One thing thatâs for sure not normal is this Leviathan. Just look at that weirdo. It reminds me of when I moved to and briefly lived in the small town of Town Leviathan, Leviathan. Please never go there, itâs full of magic. While living there, I had one of the strangest days of my life, and it was on a Monday. I call that day Magic Monday because magic was so involved.