This song is fake.
For another hit fake song from The Decemberists's tribute band The Septemberians, check out the Hampshirefields here.
There are gaps in the fictional universe that multiply from one film to the next.
Most people have a pretty basic idea of what it's like to be a parent.
Given everything we know, there's cause to be worried about these movies.
There's no shortage of downright absurd conspiracy theories out there.