Transformers: Age Of Garbage also features this scene, but of course you don't know that because the human mind is genetically hardwired to not retain memories of Transformer movies. Optimus Prime assures everyone he must fight the Dinobots alone, because Roboreasons. Also the Creators or whatever the fuck they are, because Roboreasons The Squeakquel. He does lots of stuff for reasons, and that's why he's the leader, and that's why guys like Bumblebee and Gridsquat and Trampsmash just sit in the background Transforming into Audis or whoever the fuck sponsored the film.
"We'll just be over here, destroying the ozone. No hurry."
In real life, what kind of twat does anything alone that could be better accomplished with a group? A giant one, I guess. But not a regular one.
"Need help carrying that sofa up those stairs?"
"No, this is something I need to do alone."
"You sure? This thing weighs like 400 pounds."
"I'm sure. You see ... I'm an idiot."
Screw that shit. You get everyone and their uncle to move that sofa for you so you don't even have to get off the thing. That's the way a real hero works, by delegating and making everyone marginally miserable/happy.
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