WILDCARD!!! If you've been reading the Cracked Blog for a while, you might remember this post back in December when I pointed out that it might not be such a great idea to give your tattoo fake tits. I know it's been a while (almost a whopping two months), but get this: APPARENTLY I WAS TOTALLY RIGHT.
"My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn't meant to have 3D breasts," he said. "There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out."I wish I could come up with a really solid, clever line to close on here, but my brain just exploded, so I think I'm going to have to end this post with some guttural noises. GUHHHH. BLURRGH. HUHHNNN.
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