âHannah Montana is calling you from INSIDE THE HOUSE!â -pimphand
âHannah Montana keeps JFK and John Lennon as pets on a derelict island in the south pacific.â-IHateHannah
âNicolas Cage has made many bad movies.â -Gladstone
âNew Hannah Montana album tracklisting:
1. Communism Rocks!
2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejab is My Best Friend
3. Eat Your Parents
4. Hey Kids! Meth Tastes Like Candy!
5. Mmmmâ¦ Baby Rape!
6. Heil Hannah!
7. Murder is Fun For Everyone
9. I Just Ate a Kitten
10. Fuck the Geneva Convention
11. So What (Anti-Nowhere League coverâ¦ look up the lyrics)â -
âHannah Montana invented racism.
Hannah Montana gave Michael J. Fox Parkinsonâs.
Hannah Montana is a Patriots fan.â -Neil
âHannah Montana once hurt me badly.
I wrote a film script I was extremely proud of, and I was copyediting it one night, when the window beside blew through into a million splinterry pieces. Then, dressed in a black cloak, Hannah Montana stepped through under cover of a howling gale, grinning like a loon.
âI demand your script, Iâve heard about it in my underground cave of doom, and I think itâs going to make me even MORE of a millionaire.â
âNo Hannah Montana, this is MY script. I worked very hard on this,â I told her, quite sadly.
âIgnorant peon, stand aside.â
She took my script by brute force, and for good measure, kicked my cat up the butt. Then she left, cackling manically.
My cat canât sit down properly any more. And she turned my stolen film script into the Bratz Movie and sold it on.â -Captain Ross
âHannah Montana gave Magic Johnson AIDS.â-Oleo
âHannah Montana told me she was 19.â -Juanito Gallo
And my personal favorite:
âWho the fuck is Hannah Montana?â -newslamp
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