The exact same face. Twice.
And that's because it's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked, Foul House: Hugs, Drugs, And Scandal On The Set Of Full House. The formatting is all over the place, many of the seven-year-old linked photos are no longer available, and the content of the column isn't pertinent to this discussion (though I particularly enjoy when the entire cast treats Kimmy Gibbler like garbage and calls her Cummy Gobbler). The pertinent thing is that this specific photo that Miley shared, the one that caused an outrageous stir in the blogosphere, was actually a dumb Photoshop of a dumb joke from a dumb article seven dumb years ago. So, where did she find it? How does she have this? If you Google "Jodie Sweetin lap dance," aside from a single link to Miley's Instagram post, the only matches that come up are copies of the original photo. The ones that Miley probably wanted to share. The ones that don't have a blurry Dave Coulier making the same exact face over what is clearly some other human being's body.