Meet the Spartans: Something Must be Done.

This is not a film. It is an insult. Do not abide it. If I find out a single Cracked Blog reader attended this movie on opening day, even if it results in sex, there will be hell to pay. Besides, do you really want to have sex with someone who would watch Meet the Spartans? Do you really want that inside of you?

I feel strongly about this.
When not blogging for Cracked, Michael makes pandering, referential comedy videos as head writer and co-founder of Those Aren't Muskets!
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