Subject CYCLOPS should bond with subject JEAN GREY despite the advances and forced attraction of subject WOLVERINE.
*Email accounts for each subject: firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org
*Reasonably extensive knowledge of personal history, sexual preferences and greatest fears
*Lawyer(s) to deal with legal recourse
1. Create complete profiles for each subject on dating websites dedicated specifically to profile matching. Matchnet.com, perfectmatch.com, soul2match.com, findyourfacemate.com, etc.
2. Link to respective email accounts
3. Select photos of each subject. NOTE: Stills from live-action films selected for this experiment after comic images were rejected by soul2match.com and matchnet.com
4. Acknowledge the genius of the plan out loud
5. Wait for results
Dating websites, it turns out, have little to no appreciation for science. Within 24 hours, the majority of the profiles I created were disabled for breaching the terms of service. Apparently the world of online dating is familiar with the