Martini photo by Spirita
You're welcome, America
And you'll save a fortune in embalming.
Mother didn't drink martinis at parties. Father wouldn't permit it after the abortion.
They had olives. They had wine. You can't say for certain He didn't invent the martini.
You'll know it when you don't see it.
We'll buy the rights to 007 for a sawbuck
A steady gun hand is the only acceptable reason to water down a martini by shaking.
A good starting point is some bureaucrat mowing your lawn while you're hard at work.
Tuxedos help, but they're not everything when it comes to class.
Don Draper monsters through life like Fortune owes him a goodnight kiss.
The little hand is on "Now" and the big hand is on "Martini."
Martinis are good to the last drop, whereas memories are good till you get dropped.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.
Trends among women trigger a level of contempt that's way beyond what is deserved.
These stories remind us what unlimited wealth and power can do to a human being.