Martini photo by Spirita
You're welcome, America
Brendan
And you'll save a fortune in embalming.
AMC
Mother didn't drink martinis at parties. Father wouldn't permit it after the abortion.
They had olives. They had wine. You can't say for certain He didn't invent the martini.
Playboy
You'll know it when you don't see it.
We'll buy the rights to 007 for a sawbuck
A steady gun hand is the only acceptable reason to water down a martini by shaking.
AMC
A good starting point is some bureaucrat mowing your lawn while you're hard at work.
Tuxedos help, but they're not everything when it comes to class.
AMC
Don Draper monsters through life like Fortune owes him a goodnight kiss.
Hello, Dali!
The little hand is on "Now" and the big hand is on "Martini."
AMC/Brendan
Martinis are good to the last drop, whereas memories are good till you get dropped.
And be sure to check out Brendan's views on Love. Or learn other ways to get blitzed with The World's 5 Worst Ways To Get Drunk.