If Old School Comics Were Written For (And By) Drunk People

No, your Cracked is not broken: It's Man Comics, by Brockway! It all began when Seanbaby and Robert got into a drunken fistfight three nights ago over which was the superior Voltron (Seanbaby rightly insisted it was the Lion Voltron, while Robert stupidly argued for Vehicle Voltron). Long story short: Brockway lost so badly that he ended up having to do Seanbaby's job for a week while Seanbaby, in turn, defiles Robert's most prized creation - his Choose Your Own Drug-Fueled Adventure series. Enjoy the suffering of a broken man, monsters!

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Check out Seanbaby's Brockway's Choose Your Drug Fueled Misadventure.

You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook or you can burn him in effigy to show your anger at seeing "Man Comics" and not getting Seanbaby. There's a really good effigy of him in Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead! Buy it!

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