Man Comics are so manly that they legally count as chest hair if you're making a pillow. But be warned: Each issue is gratuitously filled with full frontal, hard-punching action! One woman said Man Comics were the most violent thing she'd ever seen, and she watched her husband die transforming into a werewolf. And because this issue is so manly, I'd like to dedicate it to the memory of that woman's frigidity, which is about to die even harder than her abomination husband did.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.
Trends among women trigger a level of contempt that's way beyond what is deserved.
Buckle up. This article is gonna be wild.