Man Comics are so manly that they legally count as chest hair if you're making a pillow. But be warned: Each issue is gratuitously filled with full frontal, hard-punching action! One woman said Man Comics were the most violent thing she'd ever seen, and she watched her husband die transforming into a werewolf. And because this issue is so manly, I'd like to dedicate it to the memory of that woman's frigidity, which is about to die even harder than her abomination husband did.
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
How did these hyper-specific tropes spread so quickly?
The Hollywood rumor mill has been playing games with celebrity deaths for at least a century.
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.