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With the advent of voice control and smart technology, we're one step closer to making the wizarding world look silly and quaint. Way to go, Muggles! Take, for instance, lights. If you were a wizard, you could use a wand or a Deluminator to light up or darken a room. But now that would be no more convenient than using your trusty ol' smartphone or voice to do it. In fact, who wants to carry a rotten stick around all day? These smart lighting solutions are way better, and they are now on sale.
MSRP: $99.99. Sale Price: $64.99 (35% off).
You can make your desk a little magical oasis with this voice-activated lamp that's designed to work with Apple devices. Plus it works as an emergency flashlight! You know, just in case.
MSRP: $26.99. Sale Price: $11.97 (55% off).
This bulb is voice-activated, meaning you can pull off the ultimate power move by walking into your apartment and thunderously commanding "Let there be light!" Basically, you'll be like God, except this light bulb is extra fun because it can light up in more than 16 million colors! Your move, deities.
MSRP: $19.97. Sale Price: $15.97 (20% off).
Don't want to buy the whole lamp, but still desperately want to feel like a lord of light? This smart bulb will twist into most lamps, and will allow you to control it via app or voice.
MSRP: $19.99. Sale Price: $11.97 (40% off).
This socket is designed to work with Apple HomeKit, allowing you to control light directly through the Apple Home app or Siri voice commands. That way, you can turn any old lamp smart instead of being surrounded by a bunch of regular dumb lamps.
Prices are subject to change.
And while you're at it, Grab A Superhero Lamp And Stay Safe In The Dark Of Night.