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Car technology has gotten pretty flashy and futuristic over the years, and we all want a piece of that Tony Stark action. Unfortunately, you can't just go out and buy a new car every time something cool happens in an Avengers movie. But what you can do is pick up some new tricky gadgets in the Cracked Shop to make your ride feel fresh. And here come the gadgets now ...
Distractedly glancing down into your lap to get GPS directions are a thing of the past thanks to the HUDWAY. This device sits right on your dash and wirelessly projects your smartphone screen right in front of your eyes, allowing you to navigate without taking your eyes off the recklessly weaving Prius in front of you.
Normally $229.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $199.
It's important to keep all your gadgets charged, especially if you're using a phone to Bluetooth your podcasts while a GPS navigates and your friend rewatches The Office for the 47th time on an iPad next to you. That's where this Car Power Inverter comes in. Two AC outlets and two USB ports mean those battery life indicators will never drop below 99%.
A dash cam isn't just for catching clips of the CRAZIEST DRIVING FAILS (LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE) to put up on YouTube. It can save your butt if you're in a car accident and the other driver chooses to bolt and/or lie through their teeth about what happened. The Papago GoSafe will catch everything that happens with both front and rear views, keeping you fully protected.
Normally $299.99, you can get yours in the Cracked Shop for just $249.99.
This will clearly display your phone to you during your entire drive, and will even charge it too. (Assuming your device is Qi-enabled. But it should be, because Qi is future magic, and future magic is cool.)
Normally $49.99, pick yours up in the Cracked Shop now for just $34.99.
If you've got limited DC charger real estate in your car, then you're going to want to have access to extra USB ports. It's either that or praying that your CD player can still play all of those scratched-up CDs you bought back in 2003.
Normally $49.99, you can get this four-port USB Car Charger in the Cracked Shop for just $11.99 (that's a stunning 76% off).
Most phone holders suction-cup to your windshield, dashboard, or air vent. This one plugs right into your cup holder and stands proudly perched beside you, like a scepter next to a throne. Just don't take a sip of your Spotify subscription by accident.
Normally $59.99, pick yours up in the Cracked Shop for just $12.99.
This dash cam would be cool enough if all you did was turn it on and let it record, but we don't stop at "cool enough." It also automatically adjusts to the different lighting conditions at any time of day, ensuring constant high-quality footage.
Normally $149.99, GoSafe is in the Cracked Shop for just $99.99.
This smart license plate is a motion detector that communicates with your phone to let you know how close you are to any solid objects as you navigate the terrifying world of parallel parking. Your fender will thank you (and so will the fenders of others).
Normally $149.99, you can get your FenSens in the Cracked Shop for just $79.
There are few car gadgets as flexible as the Gravity X. And while Gravity X sounds like a weapon Mega Man would unlock, it is actually a car mount that secures into any gap in a car's dash, trim, or vents. Gravity X uses the weight of the phone itself to trick your device into staying firmly locked in place.
Normally $29.95, grab your Gravity X in the Cracked Shop for just $19.99.
The air you breathe is only getting nastier. Who knows, in a few short years, we all might be walking around with smoker's lung, whether we smoke or not. This purifier will ionize and clean air, zapping any odors left by pets, sweat, food, or exhaust, and leaving your lungs un-accosted.
This $89 device is available in the Cracked Shop right now for just $19.99.
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