"AUUUHHHGGGGOD I HAVE TO STOP LISTENING TO THE INTERNET."
Is it too early to start making fun of M. Night Shyamalan’s next film? No? Thank god, because I have this whole thing written out already, and I would have been completely boned if you’d said, "Yes." Shyamalan--either through a deal with the devil (that even the devil is likely regretting about now); a series of misunderstandings so wacky they'd have to feature a guest appearance by Mr. Bean; or possibly just good ol' fashioned inscrutable Asian trickery--has managed to secure a three picture financing deal with Media Rights Capital called the Night Chronicles (because calling them "a colossal waste of money" seems a tad pessimistic).
“No, I’m not going wakeboarding. What do I, want to pull a groin muscle?” – Tad Pessimistic
"AUUUHHHGGGGOD I HAVE TO STOP LISTENING TO THE INTERNET."
It's a gripping journey; will they ever get all the way up there?
"Hahaha, oh god, oh god I'm going to miss you so much! Ahahaha shit!"