Considering that right now you're reading a merchandise column on Cracked.com, we feel pretty safe in assuming that you're either a fan of comic books, wrestling, or hopefully both. Wonder Woman, with her insane strength, brightly colored leotard, and forceful personality, is ideally suited to the WWE. Nobody steps into the ring with Diana Prince and exits with their bones intact, and nobody wears this sweatshirt without feeling like both the Women's and World Champion of the DC Universe.
As far as we're concerned, the greatest band to come out of the '70s was Mos Eisley's Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes, Led Zeppelin and The Who be damned. Wear this sweatshirt to celebrate the greatest musicians in the galaxy, and know that no matter what hive of scum and villainy you hail from, you're the coolest life form in the room.
I'm more of a Max Rebo fan.
Ah, so you know your Star Wars in-universe performance artists after all! Then you also know how frustrating it is when some nosy Jedi interrupts your favorite Tatooine jazz. That's why the Cracked Store is busting out our best Bluetooth devices to make sure that no matter what you're doing, the music stays right in your head like Obi-Wan from the beyond.