That is the entire game.
Nicolas Cage: The Game, might not sound fun at first.
But I gotta tell you, I had a blast. First of all, images of Nicolas Cage acting are inherently hilarious. Everyone knows that.
And it's even
fun when you add in the adventure of summing up the movie in a maximum of two sentences. If the movies were any good, this should really be a challenge, but I realized early on that it's nowhere near
as difficult as it should be.
I've just shown and told you everything you will ever need to know about the movie Face/Off
. Bam. I could shorten Nicolas Cage's entire career to a few pictures and, like, 100 words, and that's a pretty liberal estimation.
Congrats, you've just seen The Wicker Man.
I could literally do this s**t all day. And, if you find some spare time, grab a picture of Nicolas Cage, add some friggin' words, and post a link below If I like it, I'll add it to this page [spoiler alert: I will definitely like it].
f**k YES! I'm getting these emails faster than I can put them up. I'm posting (almost) every single one I receive. I don't have a problem dedicated literally all of my day to this project.
[Hilarious to me because I have no idea what movie this is and Nicolas Cage is clearly covered in vomit or poop or something.--DOB.]
By Count Baqula
[Works for me because, as Baq pointed out, the line is equally applicable to his film career.--DOB]
[Was Nicolas Cage a vampire in something?? That's terrific! --DOB]
By Steven O.
[What f*****g movie is this? His costume looks straight outta local theater, this is absurd.--DOB
[Author requests you read this out loud through clenched teeth.--DOB]
[ Those two above Wicker Man posters came in at almost the exact time from two different people. How f*****g awesome is that? When people are told to summarize Wicker Man, they independently come to the conclusion that being dressed as a bear and punching women was the only thing that happened. I think this might be the most important work I've ever done. -- DOB]
By Cracked Super Intern Randall!
By CRACKED Writer Jeff Kelly!
[I think the best thing is that we all clearly have no idea what Captain Corelli's Magical Mystery Mandolin was actually about. --DOB]
By Jeff Kelly Again!
[Man, look at the face of the guy who isn't Nicolas Cage. He's totally thinking "You're right, I DO talk like the wind." Look at how appreciated he feels --DOB]
[Things I love about this one: a) Cage is clearly struggling to understand this very simple concept. b) A chick made this one. Hot.--DOB]
By Jeff Kelly Again!
By Cracked Writer Malcolm Christiansen!
By Eric M.
By Boonehams again
This trilogy by Malcolm Christiansen is incredible.
By Robert Brockway!
By Malcolm again!
[Not technically following the rules, but I love this one because the idea that Nicolas Cage has as hard a time as we do figuring out which of his movies is which is hilarious to me.--DOB]
By Dan R.
I've received over 250 pictures of Nicolas Cage in my inbox and I am officially burnt out. We're still playing Nicolas Cage in the Forums,
but I won't be posting anymore here.
For now. This game is addicting.
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