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If you want to design the next blockbuster app -- like Pokemon Go, but with American presidents instead of laser critters -- then you need the Ultimate Learn To Code Bundle. Regardless of your skill level or knowledge, you'll be able to handle the bundle's ten courses and 80+ hours of instruction and start programming apps for laptops, mobile devices, and the web. The Ultimate Learn To Code Bundle usually sells for $1,186, but you can get it at a 95 percent price reduction for just $49.
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Let's say you've got a killer idea for a graphic novel, or just want to get started on a career as a police sketch artist, but the most sophisticated thing you've ever drawn is directions to the Subway around the corner on the back of a gas bill. That's where the Fundamentals of Drawing comes in. This bundle contains over 40 hours of instruction designed to teach you both the basics of drawing and advanced techniques without shelling out a king's ransom for art school. Normally, Fundamentals Of Drawing sells for $694.93, but you can get it at 94 percent off for just $39.
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The Beginner-To-Expert Photographer and Videography Bundle will give you over 34 hours of step by step instruction in creating professional-quality photos and videos. Even if you've never held a camera before, you'll still be able to handle this level of instruction. Normally, this bundle's seven courses and over 35 hours of instruction costs $1,393, but you can take 97 percent off and get the whole shebang for $35.
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