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If you want to design the next blockbuster app -- like Pokemon Go, but with American presidents instead of laser critters -- then you need the Ultimate Learn To Code Bundle. Regardless of your skill level or knowledge, you'll be able to handle the bundle's ten courses and 80+ hours of instruction and start programming apps for laptops, mobile devices, and the web. The Ultimate Learn To Code Bundle usually sells for $1,186, but you can get it at a 95 percent price reduction for just $49.
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Let's say you've got a killer idea for a graphic novel, or just want to get started on a career as a police sketch artist, but the most sophisticated thing you've ever drawn is directions to the Subway around the corner on the back of a gas bill. That's where the Fundamentals of Drawing comes in. This bundle contains over 40 hours of instruction designed to teach you both the basics of drawing and advanced techniques without shelling out a king's ransom for art school. Normally, Fundamentals Of Drawing sells for $694.93, but you can get it at 94 percent off for just $39.
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The Beginner-To-Expert Photographer and Videography Bundle will give you over 34 hours of step by step instruction in creating professional-quality photos and videos. Even if you've never held a camera before, you'll still be able to handle this level of instruction. Normally, this bundle's seven courses and over 35 hours of instruction costs $1,393, but you can take 97 percent off and get the whole shebang for $35.
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You might look at Excel every day in your dashboard and think meh, but it is an essential skill to have on your resume. Microsoft Excel is used for pretty much everything in a professional environment and learning it means you'll bring at least some type of utility to the table. The Ultimate Excel Boot Camp Bundle contains over 70 hours of instruction to turn you into an Excel-wielding office warrior and help you bulk up your resume to land a solid job in virtually any industry. Normally, this bundle sells for $1,380, but you can jump on a 97 percent discount plus an additional price drop and get lifetime access for just $39.
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