CompTIA A+ 220-901: This one's the basic IT training, covering installation, preventative maintenance, security, and client communication. Basically, they're the professional skills you already started to develop when you helped your aunt install a budget app when you were 12.
CompTIA A+ 220-902: This one is a bit more advanced, and gets into hardware training. You'll learn to install and configure PC operating systems, which might come in handy in case you need to upgrade a Terminator's processing unit to feel emotions.
CompTIA Cloud Essentials CLO-001: This course will teach you cloud computing, which is sure to be invaluable once the robots harvest our bodies for energy and upload our collective consciousness to that cloud. Worst-case scenario (like if robots don't take over and harvest our bodies), this certification will still be beneficial for landing a sweet IT job.
CompTIA Security+ SY0-401: This will turn you into Jonny Lee Miller from the movie Hackers. (Not literally of course. That would take years of plastic surgery and some very weird self-esteem issues.)
CompTIA Security + SY0501: This will turn you into Angelina Jolie from the movie Hackers. (Possibly literally. We haven't tested it yet.)
CompTIA IT Fundamentals FC0-U51: This is a pretty broad overview course, laying a foundation of killer IT knowledge, and it may or may not turn you into a character from the movie Hackers.