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Pursuing a career in IT is about as smart a move as one can make. It's not just about all of the money (a ton) and raw sexual magnetism (eh, everyone has their thing) associated with the craft. Working in IT is also potentially the most stable career possible. And no, we don't just mean that once those robot dogs from Boston Dynamics take over the world, IT people are the only ones they'll let live. IT is stable, because IT is applicable to just about every modern business possible.
But if you want to succeed in IT, you need a CompTIA certification. CompTIA is one of the most respected trade associations in the industry, and makes for the proverbial shiny gold star on your resume. Right now, you can get full training and prep to pass seven different CompTIA tests with the Complete 2018 CompTIA Certification Training Bundle. You can grab these 14 programs -- $4,927 altogether -- right now for just $59. They include ...
CompTIA A+ 220-901: This one's the basic IT training, covering installation, preventative maintenance, security, and client communication. Basically, they're the professional skills you already started to develop when you helped your aunt install a budget app when you were 12.
CompTIA A+ 220-902: This one is a bit more advanced, and gets into hardware training. You'll learn to install and configure PC operating systems, which might come in handy in case you need to upgrade a Terminator's processing unit to feel emotions.
CompTIA Cloud Essentials CLO-001: This course will teach you cloud computing, which is sure to be invaluable once the robots harvest our bodies for energy and upload our collective consciousness to that cloud. Worst-case scenario (like if robots don't take over and harvest our bodies), this certification will still be beneficial for landing a sweet IT job.
CompTIA Security+ SY0-401: This will turn you into Jonny Lee Miller from the movie Hackers. (Not literally of course. That would take years of plastic surgery and some very weird self-esteem issues.)
CompTIA Security + SY0501: This will turn you into Angelina Jolie from the movie Hackers. (Possibly literally. We haven't tested it yet.)
CompTIA IT Fundamentals FC0-U51: This is a pretty broad overview course, laying a foundation of killer IT knowledge, and it may or may not turn you into a character from the movie Hackers.
Manage & Secure Mobile Devices Like a Pro: Are you tired of being laughed at by those goshdarn Millennials and their smartphones? Well, you will now rule over them with an iron fist, because after this course, you'll be the only person who can fix that phone when it gets all messed up.
CompTIA Cloud+: Here, you'll pick up more advanced knowledge of clouds, how to implement them, and how to keep them from poofing away (or whatever sound clouds make).
CompTIA Project+ PK0-003: Project Management skills are some of the essential skills for your IT career, and this course will download them directly into that squishy lump of grey matter resting in your skull.
CompTIA Linux+ XKO-002: This course will have you running a Linux system, and you will feel confident in your ability to continue running that Linux system, you savvy IT wizard, you.
CompTIA CSA+: This cybersecurity certification shows that you can combat security threats. So ... Matthew Lillard from Hackers, we guess.
CompTIA Advanced Security Practitioner: Here's where you learn to build security in complex environments, making you ... Laurence Fishburne from Hackers? There are more certifications here than there are characters in the movie Hackers.
CompTIA Certified Healthcare IT Technician Exam Study Guide: Hospitals have their own unique problems when it comes to managing their computer systems. Maybe someday soon they'll have a medical drama focused around that, but until then, here's how you'll learn to solve them.
CompTIA Network+ N10-006: This last one validates technical competency in networking administration and support. It won't turn you into a character from the movie Hackers, because there's just too much value here to joke about it. Gain lifetime access to all of these courses for just $59 (98 percent off the total retail price).
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