Poor Kiefer just got caught driving drunk again, and it looks like he's going to be spending 48 days in prison (30 for the drunk driving, 18 for the repeated offense). Think of how many seasons 24 producers could get out of this! And even though Southerland claims he is "deeply sorry," the fact that this is his second DUI charge since 2004 makes me think the arrest might have gone a little something like this:
Sex scandals were rampant in the supposed Golden Age ... they were just easier to cover up.
Being a household name doesn't exactly make someone a role model.
Forget 'morale-boosters,' we'd rather have the money.
Who writes this stuff?
Trends among women trigger a level of contempt that's way beyond what is deserved.
I know this only because that's what people told me.
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