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Not that long ago, the worst thing about the internet was finding an incorrectly labeled MP3 file on LimeWire. But today we have viruses, malware, and region blocking. If you want to get around all that crap and have a positive internet experience, you're going to want to score a sweet VPN. Like maybe one of the following ...
Since there's no reason not to have a VPN, there's no reason not to make your decision a onetime purchase. Enter the KeepSolid VPN unlimited, a lifetime subscription to a security service from experts with five years of experience serving over ten million customers globally. Reliable data protection on any public WiFi without any speed or bandwidth limits -- there's nothing not to love.
This ten-device subscription turns your favorite ten gadgets into tiny, portable Fort Knoxes of privacy for your financial information and photos. You'll have access to 2,500 servers around the world with bank-level AES 256 encryption. Can you really put a price on safety? We hope so, because VeePN did. Normally $1,749.75, you can pick yours up in the Cracked Shop for just $69.99.
Ivacy can offer anything you want out of a VPN: anonymous P2P file-sharing, blazing-fast surfing speeds, and a quick connection to 450 servers in 100 locations spread across more than 50 countries. Plus, you'll get the invaluable knowledge that the government isn't reading your private texts and laughing at your attempts to flirt (or at least, is having a harder time doing it). Normally $49.99, you can grab yours in the Cracked Shop for just $39.99.
Windscribe isn't just a VPN. It's also a desktop application and browser extension that works with all your current apps to provide incredible privacy, block malicious websites, and remove harmful ads. Basically, it turns your time online into a cushy luxury experience. The only thing missing is getting a mint on your pillow. (We're working on it.)
FastestVPN truly lives up to its name, thanks to more than 200 servers spread around the globe and unlimited server switches and bandwidth. Plus it has an ad blocker, so you could even call it "Fastest&BlockingestVPN," if you're clever like that.
NordVPN stands out in the world of VPNs with its sheer level of positive ratings. With four stars from TechRadar and PC World, and five from Trustpilot, CNET, and PC Mag, it's basically getting a 100% fresh on the Tomatometer. That's what happens when you have over 3,500 servers, high speed, and ultra-secure connections.
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